sminem's fortress: the last stand

Welcome to Sminem's Fortress: The Last Stand, a dedicated TF2 server for Agora Road's Macintosh Cafe. Functionally, it is a weapon balance revert server featuring vanilla maps and class community maps.

The reverts are intended to create an experience similar to pre-Gun Mettle TF2. Weapons that are fun to use again, a 45 minute timer in place of a round limit, a vote-to-scramble-teams system, random crits enabled, no fixed weapon spread, and no draconian moderation.

For comprehensive details regarding all reverts, scroll to the revert section below. For a map listing, scroll to the map section below. To request a map that you would like to see added, request it in the Agora Road thread.

Reverts ^

Scout ^

Baby Face's Blaster

• On Hit: Builds Boost
• Run speed increased with Boost
• -34% clip size
• 10% slower move speed on wearer
• 25% boost lost on air jumps

• Shares reserve ammunition with secondary pistols
• Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once

• +50% faster firing speed
• 25% faster reload time
• -66% clip size
• No random critical hits
• Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

• Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time

• While under the effects, +25% movement speed, your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.

• Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
• Long distance hits cause mini-crits
• 100% critical hit vs stunned players
• No random critical hits

• Players heal 75% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.
• Can be used to extinguish fires

• +15 max health on wearer
• Wearer never takes falling damage
• 25% slower firing speed
• 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

• Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
• -30% slower firing speed
• -20% damage vs players

• Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
• -15 max health on wearer
• Ball recharges in 15 seconds if not picked up

Soldier ^

The Air Strike

• -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
• Increases attack speed while blast jumping
• Clip size increased on kill
• -15% damage penalty
• -10% explosion radius

• Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
• Release Fire to unleash the barrage
• +3 degrees random projectile deviation
• Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
• No ammo from dispensers

• On Hit: +15 health
• -25% clip size

• +25% damage bonus
• +80% projectile speed
• Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, airblast, grapple hooks, or rocket packs
• -70% explosion radius

• +40% projectile speed
• -25% clip size

• +200% max primary ammo on wearer
• No self inflicted blast damage taken from this weapon or taunts
• -100% damage penalty
• No random critical hits
• Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK

• Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy. Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
• While deployed, air speed is capped at 400 Hu/s
• Up-draft when on fire

• +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
• Provides group speed buff with damage done giving health.
• Gain rage with damage.

• 50% faster reload time
• This weapon deploys 50% faster
• Fire rate increases as health decreases
• Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
• Weapon spread increases as health decreases

• 15% faster weapon switch
• Mini-crits all airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
• -34% clip size

• Does not require ammo
• Projectile penetrates enemy targets
• Projectile cannot be deflected
• Projectile ignites friendly Huntsman arrows
• Attacks pierce bullet resistances
• Deals only 20% damage to buildings

• On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for 3 seconds
• -25% damage penalty

• Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
• Deal up to 113 damage at low health
• Reduced damage when at high health
• Blocks healing when in use

• Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
• Deal up to 113 damage at low health
• Reduced damage when at high health
• Blocks healing when in use

• On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
• Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills
• Soldiers and Demos can duel with katanas for a one-hit kill

• Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
• No random critical hits

Pyro ^

The Backburner

• +10% damage bonus
• 100% critical hits from behind
• Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
• +150% airblast cost

• 65% faster weapon switch
• Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
• -10% damage penalty
• -25% afterburn damage penalty

• Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
• Deals 300% damage to burning players
• +50% repressurization rate on hit
• -50% repressurization rate on Alt-Fire

• Build 'Mmmph' by dealing 225 fire damage
• Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to refill health and gain crit for 10 seconds
• 75% damage resist while 'Mmmph' taunting
• -10% damage penalty
• No random critical hits
• No airblast

• 100% critical hit vs burning players
• -50% damage vs non-burning players
• No critical hits vs non-burning players

When weapon is active:
• +15% faster move speed on wearer
• +75 health restored on kill
• Health restoration can overheal
• 20% damage vulnerability on wearer

Demoman ^

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

• +25 max health on wearer
• +200% increase in turning control while charging
• Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
• +10% faster move speed on wearer

• +20% damage bonus
• +25% projectile speed
• -25% clip size
• -25% explosion radius
• Launched bombs shatter on surfaces

• Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
• +50% projectile speed
• Cannonballs push players back on impact
• Cannonballs do not explode on impact
• Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims

• +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
• +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
• Immune to the effects of afterburn
• Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
• Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

• +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
• +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
• +70% increase in charge impact damage
• Deal full charge impact damage at any range
• Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
• Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

• +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
• No self inflicted blast damage taken
• -100% damage penalty
• No random critical hits
• Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK

• +25% fire damage resistance on wearer
• +25% explosive damage resistance on wearer
• Full turning control while charging
• Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter
• Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
• Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
• Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

• 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
• Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
• No random critical hits
• -15 max health on wearer
• This weapon has a large melee range.

• +100% increase in charge recharge rate
• Ammo collected from ammo boxes becomes health
• No random critical hits
• This weapon has a large melee range.

• No random critical hits
• The first hit will cause an explosion

Heavy ^

The Brass Beast

• +20% damage bonus
• 20% damage resistance when spun up
• 50% slower spin up time
• -60% slower move speed while deployed

• On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
• 20% damage resistance when spun up
• -25% damage penalty
• 30% slower spin up time

• +10% damage vulnerability while active
• After consuming, 35% increased move speed, attacks mini-crit, and the player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
• Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

• Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
• Can overheal if eaten near max health
• Eat to gain up to 100 health.
• Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)

• Eat to regain up to 300 health
• Alt-fire: Throw a Sandvich on the ground (Medium Health Kit)
• Picking up a dropped Sandvich functions as a medium health kit
• Picking up a health kit while at full health will recharge the meter
• 30 second recharge time after eating or throwing
• Cannot pick up a dropped Sandvich while at maximum health

When weapon is active:
• +40% faster firing speed
• +15% faster move speed on wearer
• On Hit: Gain a speed boost
• -60% damage penalty
• 20% damage vulnerability on wearer

• -60% damage from ranged sources while active
• +100% damage from melee sources while active

When weapon is active:
• +30% faster move speed on wearer
• -25% damage penalty
• You are marked for death while active, and for a short period after switching weapons

• +30% damage bonus
• On Hit: Gain up to +10 health
• -20 max health on wearer

Engineer ^

The Pomson 6000

• Does not require ammo
• Projectile cannot be deflected
• Projectile ignites friendly Huntsman arrows
• Attacks pierce bullet resistances
• On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
• On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
• Deals only 20% damage to buildings

• Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
• Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings for 75 health
• -34% clip size
• -50% max primary ammo on wearer
• Self mark for death when hauling buildings

• Alt-Fire: -15 ammo, destroy projectiles
• No reload necessary
• No random critical hits
• Per Shot: -5 ammo
• Uses metal for ammo

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
• Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces damage by 66%.
• Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled, and 1 second after death.

• Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
• Teleporting to spawn refills health and ammo
• -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
• Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
• 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers

• +25 max health on wearer
• Sentry build speed increased by 300%
• Sentries start with full health and self repair while building
• Third successful punch in a row always crits
• No random critical hits
• Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
• Sentries cannot be repaired or wrench boosted

• +15% faster firing speed
• Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
• -25% damage penalty
• 20% slower repair rate

Medic ^

Crusader's Crossbow

• Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage based on distance traveled.
• Reloads automatically while holstered.
• On heal, grants small amount to the ÜberCharge meter.
• No headshots.
• -75% max primary ammo on wearer.

ÜberCharge increases healing to 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
• +40% heal rate
• +25% ÜberCharge rate
• 50% max overheal
• Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.

• +50% ÜberCharge rate
• Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
• While healing, provides you and your target a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
• You are healed for 10% of the matched incoming damage on your patient.
• -66% Overheal build rate
• -66% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75% base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and Patient.

When weapon is active:
• +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
• Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
• -20% damage penalty

• Allows you to see enemy health

• On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained
• -10 max health on wearer

Sniper ^

The Sydney Sleeper

• +25% charge rate
• On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged
• Headshots or fully charged shots cause an explosion of Jarate.
• No random critical hits
• No headshots

• On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
• -20% clip size
• 35% slower firing speed
• No random critical hits

• +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
• No flinching when aiming
• Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming

• Blocks a single backstab attempt.

• Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
• 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

• On Hit: Bleed for 8 seconds
• -35% damage penalty

Spy ^

The Ambassador

• Crits on headshot
• -15% damage penalty
• 20% slower firing speed
• No random critical hits

• +20% damage bonus while undisguised
• 20% slower firing speed
• No random critical hits

• Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
• On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
• Backstab turns victim to ice
• Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds

• Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
• Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
• Wearer cannot disguise

Cloak Type: Feign Death.
• Leave a fake corpse on taking damage and temporarily gain invisibility and 90% damage resistance.
• +80% cloak regen rate
• +60% cloak drain rate

Map List ^

Vanilla map pool

• cp_gravelpit
• cp_dustbowl
• cp_granary
• cp_well
• ctf_2fort
• tc_hydro
• ctf_well
• cp_badlands
• pl_goldrush
• cp_fastlane
• ctf_turbine
• pl_badwater
• cp_steel
• cp_egypt_final
• cp_junction_final
• plr_pipeline
• pl_hoodoo_final
• koth_sawmill
• koth_nucleus
• koth_viaduct
• ctf_sawmill
• cp_yukon_final
• koth_harvest_final
• ctf_doublecross
• cp_gorge
• cp_freight_final1
• pl_upward
• plr_hightower
• pl_thundermountain
• cp_coldfront
• cp_mountainlab
• cp_degrootkeep
• cp_5gorge
• pl_frontier_final
• plr_nightfall_final
• koth_lakeside_final
• koth_badlands
• pl_barnblitz
• cp_gullywash_final1
• cp_foundry
• sd_doomsday
• koth_king
• cp_process_final
• cp_standin_final
• cp_snakewater_final1
• cp_sunshine
• cp_metalworks
• pl_swiftwater_final1
• pl_cactuscanyon
• rd_asteroid

Custom map pool

• balloon_race_v2
• cp_orange_final
• cp_orange_x3
• mario_kart_2_v30
• pkmn_goldenrodcity_b3

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